the navy blue frames won’t slip or bounce no matter how much you sweat over that inflatable foosball table/toaster oven

We’ve tried to be just as revolutionary with our special rose tinted Flamingo Eye Lenses set in these black BFG sunglasses (and whole lot less handsy)

Who's a good boy

these futuristic black sunglasses

Sees Future

Hellhound Hallucinations framecolor-grey the navy blue frames won’tWhat the what?! Did you just see a rabid three headed Basset Hound wearing a turtle shell?! Don't worry. You're just having Hellhound Hallucinations. We told you not to drink the reclaimed water at the dog park, but you never listen. Well, maybe you'll listen up when we tell you that you can now get the BFG frames you know and love in the tortoiseshell print you've always wanted!!! (You're welcome, ya big noggined lug.)