but none of these things ever gave you a fraction of the joy and appreciation you felt the day your child arrived

A little more tequila

Slip into cozy mode with this cotton sleep set

This Old Glory design features a mermaid with red hair and a red tail

I work out so I can eat spaghetti" is printed on the front of this funny tee

Death From Down Under Shark Dark Heather Juniors Soft T-Shirt Size:SM but none of these thingsHeavy metal meets metal eater! This Old Glory design is printed on 100% cotton, crew neck, short sleeve t shirt. Featuring a shark with a heavy metal haircut and an anti cross tattoo with the fictional band name "Death From Down Under.".